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Old 11-30-2019, 12:01 PM
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Who remembers that old post about the old dog lying on the floor, or something like that? Maybe Shawn?
It was Russ way back in '09... here


"Here's how to spot a good shop:
You have to go to the bad part of town(industrial that is)
They don't always advertise, you need a referral. First go to a tractor, trucking or marine shop; or a smoky bar to get this.
The front door is hard to find.
If there is a pit bull at the door, try another shop.
The place will be dark and no one will be at the counter. This is ok.—they are working. you'll hear hissing and other noises of bench-top industry. There is a bell somewhere—look around for it. Don't use the bell, it's rude.
Yell "helloooooo". This will bring an old blind black Labrador retriever to the front. This is ok. you will now be served.
Give them your phone number, it's all they need(no cell, you don't want to look like a spender)
Talk mostly about the weather and casually mention it's for OLD boat that you are helping to fix up. Beyond that be honest. Admit you don't know much but heard they were a good shop. Absolutely NO politics!
No, you are NOT in a hurry.
No, they do NOT have a web site–ask for their business card. The card will be old and greasy. Don't worry you can wash up later.
You must learn how to say " have a good one" in the local dialect, and tell them you have to get back to your lame job.
This is a good time to ask for their referral to a good lunch cafe.
Get lost so they can get back to work. You have been talking to the actual person that will do the work.
Watch your step as you leave. The lab is blind remember, and he doesn't go far from the door."
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